ever in questionable taste; OSX is a cosmo-tini -- super fruity but effective, and IOS a zima wrapped in bacon you stupid hipster.
Title should have been "Linux Distributions Described in Terms of German Beer".
That would actually be interesting if any true beer lover knew any of those local beers (for the most part). Maybe you should try to expand your scope (as in tasting beers from all around the globe) before getting too repetitive...
Why always writing about the same few beers, quite local and specialized? Ok, we've understood they're your favorites, but it gets repetitive in the end. Worse, impressions like "but it's also a very tasty beer (especially compared to all of the non-Reinheitsgebot beers of Belgium)" seem insulting to true beer lovers.
Linux from Scratch:
is than like one of those beer home brewing sets I guess:
Starkbierfest sure sounds interesting... Gentoo user here, of course :D