Happy April Fools' Day!

While I am not much into April Fools' Day, what if Canonical was bought out by Microsoft thus forming Microsoft Windows-buntu? Or what if Microsoft paid QuinnStorm to stop developing Beryl? I have begun developing a list of things I would hate to hear on April Fool's Day as it relates to Linux.
List @ http://www.michaellarabel.com/index.php?k=blog&i=144

What would you hate to see or hear on Apil Fools' Day?