I've come to the conclusion that "the lady doth protest too much" ...
Kraftman is a closet Solaris user!
He obviously hides the Solaris servers in his basement so that when he tires of Playing on his Gaming machines he can go down and feel all warm and fuzzy knowing that he has some real power available to him.
His questions imply that he has quite a powerful server down there and is in fact looking to upgrade the server to something with more CPU's in it, otherwise I can't explain his persistent "Can you please tell me the maximum cores I can run Solaris on?" questions.
It seems to me that he's quite a long way down this line, and just needs to admit his true feelings to the community.
It'd help in the long run, if he finally admits his love of Solaris, in that he obviously can't be seen to actually go to the website of the current Solaris owners to look at their technical documents, and that getting following links to blogs or news articles just isn't technically detailed enough for him.
I promise that we won't laugh at you, and that you will be warmly met by this community.