Is this a teaser for furniture comfort benchmarking in the Phoronix Test Suite? Given it would support proprietary blobs, will it be able to handle building and installation of open source desktop environments too?
Jokes aside, it's a nice review. A bit random, but still nice.
Since he mentioned "Better Half", I suppose she's his wife.
I noted the same thing, though I thought sister. Considering how many articles he writes every day, and that his apartment seems to be 90% computer parts, my thought of him having a wife in his position would be:
Looking at your profile, I noticed you're a relatively new user. He's done reviews of these Sumo bags before. Expect another one.